The nine circles of homeworking
1. E-mail dring. Must disable that, is very distracting. But it might be something important. Must just look.
2. Dang! Which folder did I put the images of last year's holiday in to reply to friend's joke e-mail?
3. It's no good. The kitchen floor is a disgrace. In the next house I buy with all the money I am earning doing editing work at home, I will buy dingy ochre tiles for my kitchen floor. Why did I get a flat with white tiles on the kitchen floor?
4. Where can I get a replacement bladder? Must look into getting a catheter. It would increase my output and pay for itself within six months. I could also probably offset it against tax.
5. Now I'm standing up, I may as well put the kettle on. Very important to get as much fluid as possible during hot weather.
6. Run out of sugar cubes again. Must just fire off a quick shopping list.
7. How many times have I told hubski he has to scrub really hard to get the burn marks off the hob?
8. Quarter to the hour, must just get the headlines on BBC News 24. That way I'll be informed as to world events and will be able to fully devote myself to being a good wife and mother this evening when hubski and kids get back from the park where they have been sent while I finish this urgent assignment.
9. My blog! My blog! It's dying! Quick! Write a post!
2. Dang! Which folder did I put the images of last year's holiday in to reply to friend's joke e-mail?
3. It's no good. The kitchen floor is a disgrace. In the next house I buy with all the money I am earning doing editing work at home, I will buy dingy ochre tiles for my kitchen floor. Why did I get a flat with white tiles on the kitchen floor?
4. Where can I get a replacement bladder? Must look into getting a catheter. It would increase my output and pay for itself within six months. I could also probably offset it against tax.
5. Now I'm standing up, I may as well put the kettle on. Very important to get as much fluid as possible during hot weather.
6. Run out of sugar cubes again. Must just fire off a quick shopping list.
7. How many times have I told hubski he has to scrub really hard to get the burn marks off the hob?
8. Quarter to the hour, must just get the headlines on BBC News 24. That way I'll be informed as to world events and will be able to fully devote myself to being a good wife and mother this evening when hubski and kids get back from the park where they have been sent while I finish this urgent assignment.
9. My blog! My blog! It's dying! Quick! Write a post!
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