You think it's all over, Zizou? It is now.
Zizou, have you been reading my blog? How could you have publicly humiliated me in this way? Don't shrug, you know what I'm talking about. I reach deep within myself to pull out a compliment and you fling it back in my face. You head-butted my girlish fantasies along with that Italian.
Don't worry Zizou. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. You are not the first Frenchman who has disappointed me. But you are one of the few I have ever liked.
Oh, parting shot number 2 - I found out something new about you on BBC News 24 after the match. The Brits refer to you as Z. Z. That's pronounced "Zizi"*
Just fancy that!
* French slang for vagina
Don't worry Zizou. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. You are not the first Frenchman who has disappointed me. But you are one of the few I have ever liked.
Oh, parting shot number 2 - I found out something new about you on BBC News 24 after the match. The Brits refer to you as Z. Z. That's pronounced "Zizi"*
Just fancy that!
* French slang for vagina
posted by francesca tereshkova | 1:25 PM
3 Comments:
Yours is one of the best blogs I've read. Why no comments? I can't be the only one who's found you. I sent a comment saying how much I liked it a while ago. When it didn't appear, I assumed you found it too boring. But it's weird. I note they are moderated. Are you very meticulous?
Sorry, this is driving me mad. Why no comments? I've sent two, were they moderated as too dull, or is there something wrong with your comments thingy? No problem with mine going missing, but your blog is lovely, and I'm puzzled by their absence.
Zizi is slang for penis.
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